Tuesday, March 4, 2008

computer paper and black ink: 5.32. Hours spent making it: 38. getting to hug those boys you love oh so much, PRICELESS.

995 REASONS PEOPLE LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS


I love the jonas brothers because...


1. They have great sunglasses

2. They sing like angels

3. They have the coolest bass player ever(YAY GARBO)

4. They have the coolest drum player ever(YAY JACK)

4. They have the coolest lead guitar player(YAY JOHN TAYLOR)

5. Moms like them

6. Some dads love them

7. Babies love them

8. Toddlers love them

9. Preteens love them

10. Teenagers LOVE LOVE LOVE them,

11. Adults love them

12. They have the craziest socks

13. They loves little kids!

14. They have purity rings

15. They care about woman

16. They know how to treat living things

17. They love each other

18. Their each others best friends

19. They like chick flicks!

20. They drink vitamin water!

21. Nick travels the world, while dealing with diabetes.

22. Nick announced having diabetes to the world so he could help children everywhere.

23. Nick has a diabetes foundation.

24. Only they can pull of red skinny jeans

25. SKINNY JEANS! Need I say more?

26. They have beautiful eyes

27. Their parents are soooo sweet

28. They care about their fans feelings

29. They wear pink

30. They buy the same clothes as me

31.  All of them can sing

32. All of them can play guitar

33. White skinny jeans!

34. Joe’s peach scarf

35. Kevin’s shawl ( IT HAS PIGS!)

36. ‘The’ gold jacket

37. Nick’s hair straight ;]

38. Nick’s hair curly

39. Kevin's hair styling products

40. Kevin’s hair straightener

41. Their love of red

42. Kevin’s SOS dance

43. Nick’s speeches

44. Joe’s clumsiness

45. Kevin fire extinguisher 

46. Kevin’s laugh

47. Joe’s laugh

48. Nick’s laugh

49. Nick and Jack’s drum battle

50. Joe’s tambourine

51. Their goodnight and goodbye dance

52. Nick’s areal !

53. Kevin’s turns

54. Joe’s winks

55. Kevin’s winks

56. Nick’s winks

57. The funny things on their shirts

58. They were the best hats!

59. The songs.... Hollywood(my favorite)

60. Six minutes

61. Time for me to fly

62. Girl of my dreams

63. Yo Ho (a pirates life for me)(cover)

64. I wan’na be like you(cover)

65. Hold on

66. I am what I am

67. Underdog

68. 6 minutes

69. 7:05

70. Don’t tell anyone

71. You just don’t know it

72. One day at a time

73. What I go to school for(cover)

74. Please be mine

75. Mandy

76. Year 3000(cover)

77. S.O.S.

78. Goodnight and Goodbye

79. That’s just the way we roll (my mom’s favorite)

80. Hello beautiful

81. Still in love with you

82. Australia

83. Games

84. Inseparable

85. Just friends

86. Kids of the future(cover)

87. Burning up

88. Don’t take my heart and put it on a shelf

89. Pushing me away

90. Take on me(cover)

91. Eternity

92.  And A little bit longer.

93. When they smile with their eyes

94. Nick’s solo songs....joy to the world(a christmas prayer)

95. Crazy kinda crush on you

96. Time for me to fly

97. Appreciate

98. Please be mine

99. I will be the light

100. Wrong again

101. When you look me in the eyes

102. Higher love

103. And, don’t walk away.

104. They like barney!

105. They know the muffin man

106. Joe gave little kids pills when he was younger and told them they were mints

107. Kevin’s a nerd

108. Joe’s a nerd

109. Nick’s a nerd

110. They love all kinds of girls

111. Nick’s shy

112. Joe’s old ‘JO’ hawk

113. Kevin’s chest hair

114. Joe’s chest mole (hahaha I haven’t ever noticed this, but I saw a sign)

115. Nick’s lack of anything on his chest

116. Mom’s want to marry Kevin

117. Their little brother frankie!

118. Frankie’s care bears

119. Frankie’s webkins

120. The nick jay show

121. The frankie jay show

122. Joe had barney fussy slippers 

123. Their tour bus

124. They have free concerts for fans who don’t get tickets

125. They strip during their concerts(haha I’m kidding!)

126. They like... thirsty merc 

127. Switchfoot

128. John mayer

129. Backstreet boys

130. Stevie wonder

131. Push play

132. Demi lovato 

133. The veronicas 

134. Darf punk

135. Jordin sparks

136. Bayou butch (Their granddad!! :))

137. Katelyn Tarver

138. Metro station

139. Justice

140. Chris koon

141. Joey page

142. And Rooney!

143. Joe’s extremely white and straight teeth

144. Kevin’s crooked smile

145. Nick’s sparkle

146. Big robs evil looks. (I’d say he’s harmless,but I haven’t tried kissing one SO ;])

147. Joe’s fur jacket

148. Their love of Ed hardy

149. Converse are a huge part of their style.

150.  All of them love old man boots

151.  They hardly fight

152. When they fight its about poptarts

153. POPTARTS! Did you know they taste better when you put them in the toaster? ;]

154. Kevin is scared of money

155. Kevin has a starbucks radar in his head

156. STARBUCKS! Joe’s love the same drink as me. Strawberries and cream fraps

157. Nick thinks he’s a fox (the animal.. But many the cute kind too)

158. Joe loves clear. Its his favorite color

159. A fan tried sneaking into a radio station at 3am just to met them(woah)

160. Kevin’s hugs are like a grandmas... But in a good way

161. Joe’s hugs are like a best friends hug

162. Nick’s hugs are like heaven

163. Nick likes flannel

164. Joe loves raybans

165. Kevin wants to be a cowboy

166. They like cool movies like...  The notebook

167. The lake house

168. How to lose a guy in 10 days

169. Along came Polly

170. Finding neverland

171. Dumb and dumber

172. School for scoundrels 

173. About a boy

174.  And James bond movies

175. Nick’s hair flips

176. Joe’s hair flips

177. Kevin’s hair flips

178. Joe’s glasses

179. Kevin’s glasses

180. Nick’s cute shaped lips

181. Joe’s full lips

182. Kevin's smirk

183. They will do anything to please their fans

184. They smile even when its hard.

185. They bring joy to kids everywhere

186. They bring HOPE to kids everywhere

187. They don’t care if you call them freaks

188. Nick was on Broadway

189. Joe was on Broadway

190. Kevin was in commercials

191. They have freckles!

192. Joe’s eyelashes are miles long

193. Kevin loves Pole Vaulting

194. Nick loves the Dallas cowboys

195. Joe loves girls.

196. They all love basketball

197. Their huge NY yankees fans!

198. They are angels

199. Joe is dangerous 

200. Joe cried when his dog, coco, died

201. The way they all wave so differently

202. Nick is proud of his dog tags

203. Joe has worn make-up on stage

204. Joe wears lipgloss in J.O.N.A.S.

205. Nick use to love vacuums

206. Nick’s a neat freak (somethings never change)

207. Kevin throws his clothes on the floor (as do I)

208. Joe loves fancy chocolate. Haha what is that anyway?

209. Kevin loves butterfingers

210. Nick loves sweet tarts

211. They love wiffle ball!

212. They dress like Hannah Montana (sometimes)

213. Joe busted his face open filming a youtube video for us

214. Joe tripped on the AMAs, and got back up

215. Nick was just sick a couple days ago, but he still did his best

216. Kevin took being sick, and make it into a time for learning

217. Joe can play a tambourine better then you

218. They always put me in a good mood

219. Their laughing is contagious 

220. They know who got them where they are

221. Anyone can love them

222. They love oldies!

223 Like, The beatles

224. The monkees

225. Bing crosby

226. Smash mouth

227. Carole king

228. Elvis Costello

229. Paul McCartney

230. U2

231. Will smith (the old stuff)

232. Steve miller band

233. The rascals

234. Queen

235. Bee Gees

236. Mr. Jays quote, “life like the bottom even when your at the top.”

237. Each song of theirs is so different from the next

238. Joe treats his mic stand like a dog

239. Joe falls off the stage all the time

240. They say their single, so they don’t hurt their fans

241. They fight over socks

242. Nick’s crooked teeth

243. The fact nick plays drums. I always go for drummers....

244. I HAVE to dance or bob my head when I hear their music

245. My mom plays TJTWWR at TOP volume, and sings along when she’s in the car

246. I’ve seen them 7 times, and still come back wanting more

247. When nick hold his guitar over his head, four girls faint

248. I could pone at DDR

249. Kevin could pone me at guitar hero

250. Nick can rap like m&m ;]

251. Joe’s raps almost always have to do with chicken

252. Their fans are like a big family

253. They are all totally different 

254. They always light up the room

255. They write their own music

256. They use to be music on redbull....

257. Now their music from their hearts

258. They could date a fan

259. They can laugh off anything

260. Nick blushes so much.. Its pretty cute

261. Even when crazy people follow them, they smile and take pictures 

262. They fly to three different states in a day, and don’t complain once

263. I’ve cried to at least eight of their songs

264. Most teenage girls have raybans just because Joe wears them (I don’t have a pair)

265. Joe loves the banana hands video

266. Joe and I both wear shirts with robots on them! (I got mine first ;])

267. They try to meet all their fans!

268. They love their fans more then anything

269. They believe in something more

270. They have faith

271. Nick found hope

272. They love jumping on pianos!

273. Nick likes throwing his shirt on kevin (why? I have no idea)

274. They’re such gentlemen.. 

275. Like, they open doors

276. Pull your chair out

277. Close your car door ect.

278. They’re parents did an amazing job raising them!

279. They all have different skin colors :)

280. They are Irish, Native American, and Italian

281. They look at every girl like she the only girl in the room

282. Nick’s closet is color coordinated (mine is too)

283. They are the sweetest guys you will ever meet

284. They cut some of their hair off for a good cause

285. Joe thinks he’s a tiger (Psh yeah right)

286. Kevin thinks he’s a wolf (helllllo that’s nick!)

287. They love president Lincoln (all cool people do)

288. They love sugar cereal!...

289. Mini wheats

290. Captain crunch

291. Lucky charms ect.

292. They always have the best guitars 

293. PONED! Well most people spell it pwned, but not the boys

294. Nick can sing all star like a PRO ;]

295. The new added robot part of the SOS dance!

296. They share clothing 

297.  Only joe can pull of a band around your head

298. They do ads for cereal!

299. If they met you once, most likely they will remember you

300. They’re bringing curly back ;]

301. They’ve short light and adorable 

302. Nick sings to god

303. Joe sings to the cute girl dead center

304. Kevin makes cute faces at everyone he sees

305. Nick admits he like the magic tree house series

306. Many of their songs perfectly describes me

307. Many of their songs sound exactly the way I feel

308. A little bit longer gives me hope

309. Nick wears pink tank tops

310. I can watch them on cloudy days and sunny skies.

311. They’re talking voices

312. I can see them in every cloud

313. I can fall asleep in their eyes like a waterbed 

314. Their theme song to walking down the street is jive talkin’

315. They always cary sharpies, just in case

316. They play sports! Like..

317. Tennis

318. Wiffle ball

319. Basketball

320. Golf

321. Pole vaulting And gymnastics! 

322. That #1 this that garbo does (I have no idea what it means..)

323. They put their heart and soul into EVERY single song

324. They have macbooks, and take cool pictures on them

325. Nick only does music because he’d fail as a math teacher

326. Kevin gives away everything from his facial expressions

327. They give me something to believe in

328. Nick lets girls touch his hair, even though its really weird to him

329. They hangout with miley cyrus

330. They have amazing co-stars like...

331. Meaghan martin

332. J-man

333. Demi lovato

334. Jasmine richards

335. Anna maria perez de tagle

336. Alyson Stoner

337. Frankie jonas

338. Chelsea staub

339. And miley cyrus!

340. Their bass player, Garbo, has the most AMAZING blog

341. Garbo’s garwhales!

342. John Taylor always reads my crazy long comments

343. Jack could kill you with a drumstick

344.  Kevin use to do Joe’s hair

345. They can do anything, and still look cute!

346. They’re good thrashers 

347.  They’re gAnG sTaRz 4 LyF

348. They made me believe eggs say crack this

349. I am what I am, I can’t help myself

350. They’ve been to the year 3000, and back!

351. They’re always on my mind

352. You can always hear your heart thumping when they sing

353. They’ll be there forever

354. Joe could surprise you with juice!

355. They’re always happy to see you

356. Kevin sells cars

357. Nick jay is off the chain... duh

358. They get excited over the simplest things

359. If he tried, I’m sure Nick could break glass with his voice

360. Kevin can play ping-pong WELL

361. They celebrate kwan-ziggy-ziggy-zam

362. They inspire me

363. They’re always turning everything into fun!

364. Nick acts like the oldest, most of the time

365. The “your watching disney channel” always makes me smile :)

366. The camera loves you

367. Well not Kevin as much... He’s alot cuter in person

368. Joe’s hair is identical to Mowgli’s, from the jungle book

369. Nick makes garbage bags look adorable

370. They’re little kids at hard

371. They still have stuffed animals

372. Joe’s raps are silly

373. Joe can beatbox

374. Joe still loves cute even with a creosote in his mouth

375. They act like they don’t care what people think about them, but they secretly do

376. Joe’s a lady’s man. 

377. Oh, I meant momma’s boy ;] 

378. Joe loves running

379. They were such cute kids!

380. Only nick can write a #1 hit in ten minutes

381. They have HUGE muscles

382. They change phone’s more then normal people

383. They aren't normal

384. They get the baby bottle pops theme song stuck in your head

385. They look cute stretching

386. Only them can pull off suits at they’re age

387. Rockin’ out is they’re favorite thing to do

388. Joe doesn’t have a license yet

389. Kevin’s got a groovy ride

390. Mrs. Jonas is the ideal mom

391. They’d hold your hand on a scary roller coaster

392. They were amazing on Hannah Montana

393. No matter how confused they get, they’re always adorable!

394. Nick’s muscles are crazy large for his age

395. They’ve all got a dark side

396. They’re heart melt-ers

397. They’re goofballs

398. They can pull off any hairstyle

399. They eat more then half of America combined 

400. They always have their hands in their hair. Haha its adorable!

401. I want to learn Nick and J-mans handshake so very much

402. They’re a mix between crazy funny and amazing

403. When they cry, they cry together

404. Joe does splits in his tight skinny jeans all the time, and they never rip!

405. They’d make great pirates

406. Every song has a hidden meaning

407. They don’t drink

408. They don’t smoke

409. And they don’t do drugs!

410. Their super duper smart! (except for math ;])

411. They appreciate everything they have 

412. Fans are always on their mind

413. They know how to give advice

414. They care about personalities more then looks

415. Nick thinks the heart is the best part of a girl

416. They are real

417. They are not fake

418. Creativity is in their blood

419. Purity is very important to them

420. They love living on a tour bus

421. They love meeting new people

422. They ADORE signs

423. They have fun traveling

424. They take their music seriously

425. They entertain me :)

426. They are interesting

427. They will never be the new Brittany

428. Their friends are always there for them

429. They sleep ALOT. Just ask mr. Jay ;]

430. They inspire me to follow my dreams

431. Radio shows love them

432. They love radio shows

433. They leave messages to say now so we can hear their voices

434. All the teenies went out and bought leggings because Joe likes them

435. They are going to have their own show!

436. Now just that, THEIR SPIES!

437. And frankie’s in it!

438. They are having a disney channel movie!

439. They are so excited for both of those things

440. They’re jersey boys at heart

441. Joe is the cute and funny brother

442. Kevin is the cute and romantic brother

443. Nick is the cute and sensitive brother

444. Nick got discover at a barber shop. How cool is that?

445. They re did two songs of “busted” the band

446. They recored some of their new album on a BUS

447. They were dumped by their old record company, and look at them now!

448. They make youtube videos to thank their fans :)

449. Nick makes diet coke cool

450. They are FANTASTIC role models

451. They get more and more fans everyday

452. They except everyone on myspace ;]

453. Kevin’s sideburns are smexy

454. You can spot them from a mile away

455. I know every word to all of their songs, and I’m horrible at memorizing stuff!

456. Bandanas are for everyone

457. They make me happier!

458. They help me feel not so alone

459. They’re sweet to my friends!

460. They have my BFF’s sister hypnotized

461. They love family guy!

462. They know about fashion

463. Their grandmother threw a TV out of her hotel room ;]

464. Kevin has to work to get his sideburns just right

465. They have a realistic point of view on life

466. Their dad is a realist

467. Joe can cross his eyes

468. Joe can’t roll his R’s (neither can I :( )

469. They have millions of guitars... each

470. They sing to help people

471. The whole band is one big happy family

472. They have the coolest keyboard player everrrrrr! (YAY RYAN)

473. Only kevin likes talking on the phone

474. Nick and joe like texting

475. They got me into some great shows!

476. Like... Kid nation

477. Heroes (So I liked this one before them)

478. Journey men

479. Jack and bobby

480. Close to home

481. Lost (alright so I can tolerate it now)

482.  Boy meets world (I liked that before them)

483. And Hannah Montana..

484. Nick’s a Virgo!

485. Joe’s a Leo!

486. Kevin’s a Scorpio!

487. They love my favorite colors!....

488. Yellow

489. Blue

490. And green!

491. Me and joe love the same gum!

492. Kevin’s ‘allergic’ to fruit

493. Garbo’s allergic to peanuts

494. Me and Nick love Derek  Jeter

495. Nick’s a texan ;]

496. Nick’s favorite color is royal blue. Not blue, but ROYAL blue.

497. Joe loves Areo, the greatest candy ever! I loved it when I was younger

498. Joe can always keep a straight face

499. Kevin can sometimes keep a straight face

500. Nick can never keep a straight face

501. Frankie’s doesn’t usually smile

502. Frankie usually makes funny faces

503. It gives me something to bond with my mom about

504. They give people flowers!

505. They gave their mom flowers

506. Nick likes the yellow vitamin water just like me

507. They treat their fans like family

508. They don’t care if your famous

509. They do things for good causes!

510. They do on dates with fans for magazines

511. They are not conceited

512. They act like any other average person

513. Can you say enthusiastic about life?

514. Kevin will try anything once

515. Coco had alot of girlfriends

516. Kevin’s smokin’! Have you seen him??

517. Kevin’s so romantic<333333333

518. Joe’s so romantic<3333333

519. Nick’s soo romantic<333333333

520. You know they will always be family oriented

520. Kevin’s spiky hair

521. Nick’s addicted to music

522. Kevin’s addicted to starbucks

523. Joe’s addicted to making people laugh

524. Kevin wears tablecloths in the cutest way possible

525. They all get attention from girls, and they don’t fight over it

526. Kevin hangs out in random places (like showers..)

527...awkward

528. They love Disney

529. They aren’t a Disney band

530. They treat girls right!

531. They have been romantically linked to..

532. Demi lovato

533. Emma watson (haha joe wishes!)

534. Miley cyrus

535. Hannah Montana (okkkkkay same person)

536. Jo Jo

537. Mandy! (always knows.. )

538. Zoe Myers

539. And many more, but they always learn to love again

540. Because they have faith, and restart ;]

541. (this is where I have to start quoting their songs) they don’t wanna second guess

542. One day at a time.. I love them more :) I still miss you..

543. The fires in their heart :)

544. They could change the world, to anything they want

545. They’re still holding all of my heart

546. They’re my dream boys

547. They’re burn burn burning up ;-]

548. They won’t change their ways

549. They’re right on track

550. They’re the jungle vip ;-]

551. We won’t be them break, they won’t make that mistake

552. You will never ever meet anyone else like them

553. They post bulletin’s just to say they love their fans

554. Joe has a peace scarf

555. Their second album is all recyclable

556. They promote recycling!

557. They want to keep the world green

558. They have never see any of the harry potter books, but Joe loves emma watson

559. Joe almost crashed the tour bus! But their okay :)

560. They made it cool to have dog tags

561. They helped make kids feel more comfortable having diabetes

562. They all have “babies”

563. Joe’s babies are his tambourine, and candy ;-]

564. Kevin’s babies are his guitars, and his sideburns

565. Nick’s babies are all of his music

566. Kevin’s an amazing actor

567. Joe’s an amazing actor

568. Nick’s an amazing actor

569. Of formal rock ;-]

570. They love big tennis rackets! 

571. This is their passion 

572. They know the importance of a well balanced meal

573. They all have mad dance skills

574. Nick can do a rad country accent

575. Kevin cannot do a rad country accent

576. Joe can do one extremely scary country accent

577. Kevin is the bestest camera guy ever! 

578. The answer is always B ;-]

579. They changed their top friends (to make it fair)

580. NAILPOLISH! Haha don’t you just love him?

581. Big rob dresses better then myself

582. Sometimes they match their shoes to their eyes

583. They show guys what girls want in relationships

584. They kiss some fans on the cheeks ;]

585. It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down, with Christ you have everything

586. They are going to travel the world, so everyone can hear those voices ;-]

587. They are so great with young children! They hug and smile

588. They look soooo cute in their sleep 

589. They look soooo cute when they have just woken up

590. They look soooo cute in their swim suits ;-]

591. They’re insides are 50x better then their outsides

592. Nick pays all of his attention to his brothers, instead of the interviewer

593. A bodyguard once thought Mr. Jay was my dad

594. They love target too!

595. They never stop surprising me

596. I’d spend a week without sleeping just to get a smile from them

597. They have the biggest hearts out of everyone I know

598. They could wear a dish rag and I’d still love them

599. They have man hands

600. 6 minutes (6:00 ;] ) is reggae!

601. I get to go all over the place to see them

602. I’ve gotten to stay in a bunch of hotels! Which I love!

603. I’ve see them in four states and Washington DC

604. They always wave to their fans from their tour bus (not like miss cyrus)

605. They have great taste in snack foods

606. They have taught kids their isn’t glasses of milk in grocery stores

607.  They work hard

608. They never ever give up

609. They are as easily sidetracked as me! Ooo is that a mailbox?

610. Little girls scream when they see the boys 

611. Ok I  too ;-]

612. They bring people together

613. They give me something to talk about with kids

614. They give me something to talk about with people my age

615. They give me something to talk about with adults

616. Big rob hides in cement trucks!

617. They know how to make the others look like the man

618. They’ve got each others backs

619. They don’t curse in their music (not like most music these days)

620. If they said breathing wasn’t cool, 99.5% of teenage girls would be dead

621. They made body hair sexy

622. I’d swim the ocean for them<33 

623. Dancing at their concert is the best workout!

624. They always brush their teeth

625. Nick can pull off pink sweat bands around his head. How is that possible?

626. Hello beautiful is a great song to rock a baby to sleep.

627. Impossible not to adore their music.

628. If people say they don’t like their music, their lying

629. Their songs titles would make great names for boats

630. Their song titles would be great beach house names. 

631. I now know, a little bit longer and I’ll be fine

632. Eternity is such a powerful song if you’ve lost someone. (my dad passed away)

633. The world will never be the same because of them

634. They know what its like at the bottom

635. They know what its like at the top

636. They stay humble

637. They have the funniest ringtones

638. You see fireworks just thinking about them

639. I can actually see them owning a monkey

640. Nick’s jokes never make any sense

641. They’re always sweaty. (not that I’m complaining)

642. Kevin would be working at dairy queen if he wasn’t famous

643. In that case, I’d drive up to new jersey all the time to eat ice cream

644. They do an interview at least once a week

645. Their eyes say a thousand words

646. They’d cook for you

647. They love meat and fish

648. I could talk about them forever and never get bored

649. Nick’s favorite book is his bible

650. Trees look like them

651. They rescued coco

652. They smell yummy

653. They like girls who smell yummy

654. When you look up the word sweet, their should be a picture of Kevin

655. When you look up girly, their should be a picture of Joe ;]

656. When you look up irresistible, there should be a picture of Nick

657. They have rhinestone converse!

658. They light up my life

659. Their songs would make great racehorse names

660. Their music is inside shells on the beach

661. Joe isn’t afraid to say he loves limited too

662. Joe isn’t afraid to say he loves payless shoe store

663. Their stuff is at limited too! 

664. Their old drummer is in a fantastic band

665. They make all Mandy’s feel special

666. Their parents are so involved in their lives

667. Their fans know them better then they know themselves

668. Sometimes they humble when they sing, so we never know the lyrics!

669. I thought it said, “ but there is a new otter.” Instead of “but they lived underwater”

670. I think their lyrics are better then mine ;]

671. They inspired me to play guitar

672. I’m learning guitar so I can play please me mine

673. They make me want to be stranded, just so I can yell SOS! 

674. Still in love with you is a song about being still in love with someone.. Seriously???

675. They named a song after the place I want to travel to the most!

676. They make me want to live like a robot

677. I’ve become very sarcastic because of them. 

678. They take up half of my diary

679. The thought of their beautiful faces makes my fingers hurt less on guitar strings

680. They made parents want to move to Oklahoma. BECAUSE there’s no traffic

681. I saw a stud *insert picture of muffin* mug today, and thought of them

682. Joe wraps ties around his head

683. Did I mention it was ZEBRA print??? Amazing!

684. They can make me cry happy and sad tears

685. I cry at EVERY concert. woahhh

686. They make me long for Kevin's “JUMP JUMP JUMP” in WIGTSF on its about time

687. They have the coolest wrist bands!

688. Every feature is perfection on ice

689. They’re hot, you're cold

690. They always match in some way

691. Since they’re so different, you could never pick one. Its like apples and mangoes

692. In that case, I’d probably pick mangoes, so that’s a bad one

693. JB fans have secret codes ;]

694. OMJ! (I have never said that before... Until now)

695. There was a rumor kevin was married. Hahaha 

696. They use the same words in every interview 

697. Nick almost always says, “Hey guys, whats up, I’m nick” 

698. He seems like he wants us to respond

699. I could watch their youtube videos for ever.. And ever

700. I now must say neck pillow in that way, every time I see one

701. Nick’s going to be the president one day

702. They love giving hugs!

703. Kevin’s never changed

704. They like rap, and that doesn’t bother me!

705. I now wish at 7:05

706. Goodnight and goodbye would make a great carnival song

707. They have amazing necklaces!

708. They’re always shiny

709. Corn pops are even better now

710. Each member of the jonas’ family has extremely different personalities

711. They probably shop at 711

712. Can you say, they’re make incredible parents?

713. Nick’s changed, but just like any teenager

714. They complement girls

715. They can take a complement

716. I’m head over heels for them

717. They are priceless

718. They have flawless skin

719. Wait, make that flawless everything

720. Well, they have some imperfections.

721. Joe’s going to be something with making making people laugh.. He’s a pro at it

722. Hold on is nice for people who need encouragement after a break up

723. They have fantastic DNA

724. Their imperfections make them better

725. Joe’s changed, but everyone changes sometimes..? For the good of course

726. I feel like I’m getting zapped when I touch them

727. Nick got his purity ring at Disney world. Disney kid ;-]

728. They appreciate Disney

729. I snap when I listen to Australia

730. The venues always have the coolest security guys!

731. Joe’s purity ring has a cross on it

732. I made a friend with a security guard! He gave me candy

733. Since we don’t get to see them as much now, we appreciate the time with them 

734. Their hearts are in two :(

735. They have tuned their own guitars

736. I’ve learned its not that hard to be a friend

737. I learned about urban outfitters from them

738. They wear girls shirts ;-]

739. I am what I am is fantastic for someone who was cheated on

740. They found something to believe in

741. Could they BE any more cooler? That’s my “friends” impression ;]

742. They pone at life!

743. I waited 9 hours in the scalding heat just for a good spot at their concert

744. I’ve seen them at their  highest highs, and their lowest lows

745. I had thousands of pictures of them on my old computer

746. I have about 1000 pictures of them on my new(as of December) macbook

747. I made Kevin cupcakes for his birthday! 

748. I ate Kevin's cupcakes for his birthday..

749. They like good kinds of pizza

750. Well nick likes good kinds of pizza

751. They have their own illness. Thank god I don’t have it. I’m just in love ;]

752. Don’t tell anyone is a way to teach teenagers about love

753. They’re genuine

754. Joe’s birthday is on their parents wedding anniversary!

755. Their lips are different colors

756. They give me light, when everything seems dark

757. Nick would hit this high note when he was on Broadway that’s crazy!

758. They never stay in one place for to long

759. The only place they stay is in are hearts<3

760. They need their milk

761. I have daydreams about being Nick juice

762. They have such sweet ex’s!

763. Kevin dated Zoë Myers, and I love them both

764. Nick’s purity ring says poned

765. Joe dated Amelia, and they are still best friends!

766. They tickle people

767. I’ve made friends from Hungry because of them!

768. They try their hardest to have their fans be able to get tickets

769. They help me bond with my younger cousins

770. Their hair is so thick!

771.  Nick use to sound just like Michael Jackson

772. Kids of the future is so empowering

773. They sound just as good live, if not better

774. Their songs are amazing when they play an acoustic set

775. They make you want to just pinch their cheeks!

776. They have little button noses ;-]

777. They fill the hole that was taken away when my dad died

778. They don’t have “types”

779. They give hugs to random people

780. They say, “rich cats.” haha soooo random

781. Every time they smile or laugh, they glow

782. They know :)

783. Their grandfather is super cool! Both of them

784. They put their family first, then fans, then friends, then money

785. I’ve made friends from mexico because of them

786. BBP is so much better then before :)

787. I’m known as the girl who loves JB, and I couldn’t care less :)

788. They are messy ice cream eaters! 

789. Well, Nick is a messy ice cream eater ;]

790. Joe loves Barney sing-a-longs! (me too joe, me too)

791. They answered some of my questions on the video chat sept. 15th ;]

792. Nick’s about to have his golden birthday! I get to wait until I’m 30

793. They have power over teenagers

794. They made people jump up and down to year 3000, which is hard to do

795. What I go to school for is a great song to jump to

796. Nick’s original time for me to fly, and the one on its about time are so different

797. Joe doesn’t have a third arm

798. Frankie has a bonus jonas shirt

799. They act like chipmunks in the spend up videos on youtube!

800. I’ve made friends in Canada because of them

801. They like music you would never think they’d like

802. They take longer to get ready then me :)

803. Their kind and caring attitudes 

804. Their sense of humor

805. Their hugs are warm

806. They rub peoples backs ;-]

807. You can always make a child laugh by telling them Kevin’s name is paul

808. I think paul is an adorable name :) 

809. They would still be cute if they were overweight

810. I’ve made friends in japan because of them!

811. Underdog would be a wonderful song for you if you have just graduated

812. Their ability to make millions of girls smile

813. They always put on a fantastically amazing show

814. They each put something into the band

815. They know what its like to look up to someone

816. They except people the way they are

817. You realize everyones name is nick, jerry, joe, adam, kevin, paul, or frankie

818. When you hear one of their names, you go straight to daydream mode

819. Each of them have their own talents

820. What I go to school for is great for people in a big age different in their relationship

821. Their down to earth

822. They do so much for their fans, when they really don’t have to

823. That’s how they got where they are, they love their fans

824. They have helped me and my moms relationship ALOT

825. They have a jonas poster in ALL teen magazines

826. They can pull off stripes

827. They love purple hair

828. They look just as attractive from the side

829. They’re super competitive

830. Their laughs get crazy when they find something REALLY funny

831. I learned to snap because of them!

832. I learned the ‘jonas’ snap because of them

833. They call the mom on heroes the scary mom :)

834. Kevin’s purity ring is all messed up from guitar

835. Nick presses his lips together when he doesn’t want to do something. 

836. Nick isn’t really shy, he just thinks more

837. They don’t shop at holister 

838. Instead they shop at Barney's. Hahaha they are cool

839. I’ve made friends from Australia because of them!

840. Nick always tries to do the right thing

841. They love hugs, but not when people touch them

842. They have alot of talent

843. Inseparable is a song that works well for people in a long distance relationship

844. They are exactly like marshmallows. Beautiful outside, sweet and soft inside :)

845. Jonas would be a good name for a pet

846. Kevin’s hair looks great straight!

847. Or spiked!

848. Or curly!

849. They’re good at balancing things

850. They are wild

851. They make the coolest videos to church videos along time ago on kev’s youtube

852. They’re new youtube’s videos always cheer people up!

853. Games is a delightful song for people who are having a hand time with their BF/GF

854. I’ve made friends with people all over the country because of them

855. They have super awesome shoelaces 

856. Fans mean as much to them as their health

857. Their style is totally unique

858. They look their best when they are happy<3

859. They never fight over serious stuff

860. Nick raises his eye brows when he doesn’t want to do something

861. Joe is the only one who never lost him purity ring

862. They’re youtube is hilarious

863. They say high five ALL the time. And we pretty much know what it means ;]

864. Its not their fault they can’t have open meet and greets

865. All of their fans know the lyrics so we can sing it together ;-]

866. That’s just the way we roll is a lovely song to inspire kids to be themselves

867. I’ve made friends in china because of them

868. Nick can do a great Johnny depp impression (well he tried)

869. They say dude alot, and now as do I

870. Its not that nick doesn’t like to talk, its just ‘cuz he has nothing to say

871. They taught kids not to eat rice that moves.. ;-]

872. They are strong :)

873. We all know who really won the arm wrestling

874. They made me want Muffin grilzz 

875. They openly admit they loved the pink ranger

876. They made blues clues joe say, “This is ridiculous” hahaha

877. They make kissy faces

878. They laugh at themselves in playback

879. I’m sure they sing in the shower

880. They are so normal sometimes, you forget they’re famous

881. When I turn 94, I think I’ll love them even more :)

882. They hardly ever let me down

883. They’re burning up the charts :)

884. I once called 99.5, some guy called me a fat *butt* I hung up, and called again

885. That’s what I call love

886. 7:05 is a great breakup song

887. They’re so open about who they are, fans who’ve never met them feel like family

889. I have a p!nk song for each of them.

890. Nick’s p!nk song is who knew since it was the theme to October road(look it up)

891. Kevin’s p!nk is stupid girls I guess because I couldn’t think of one :/

892. Joe’s p!nk song is U+Ur Hand since he blasted it in my ear on the radio. Thank joe

893. They make me laugh like no other

894. They’re just so darn lovable

895. They want grills

896. They’re not just going to have 15 minutes of fame

897. They mean the world to me

898. 8 is my lucky jonas #, and 9’s my plain lucky #

899. They are exactly like my parents

900. They know love

901. Frankie’s got his own fans

902. Sometimes its really hard not to stare at them

903. They could be the next elvis ;-]

904. They want to go everywhere

905. They made great celebkins 

906. They’re stuck in the 80’s

907. They love build a bear:)

908. They definitely have ‘the moves’

909. They really do have the best ties. I want nick’s pink one he wore to ellen ;-]

910. They embarrass themselves all day long

911. They’re trying to make the world a better place

912. People magazine is obsessed with them

913. I wouldn't take their heart and put it on a shelf

914. One day at a time is perfect for someone who has lost someone close to them

915. They make life more beautiful

916. They drink lots of water :)

917. They’re parents have sacrificed so much for them

918. They laugh the way my dad did

919. They have designer messenger bags

920. Twilight makes me think of them :)

921. Little kids think joe is blonde

922. They upset their neighbors like every other person

923. I look for their names in the end credits

924. They have sweet cell phones

925. They have good eyebrows

926. Frankie’s the man

927. They look like they groom themselves

928. They don’t have split ends (haha what do you expect! I need 995!)

929. They like angels :)

930. Their song titles make great bumper stickers

931. Of Joe's awesome Ellen helmet!

932. Frankie has the funniest jokes

933. They sing 24/7

934. When you look me in the eyes is a remarkable song to dance to at your wedding

935. They always have the newest/latest/most amazing phones

936. They will never get use to the screaming

937. They love black diamonds :) go buy them some..

938. Their street team has the nicest leaders!

939. They have the sickest manager ever. Fe is amazing!

940. Most of their entourage was once brittany spears'

941. They’re sick nasty ;] hahaha oh joey page

942. I’ve made friends with people Singapore because of them

943. They know how to show off their muscles without bragging..too much ;-]

944. They get me to try and like new things

945. They try their best to be fair

946. They’ll probably invent something really amazing one day

947. They over work themselves like mad to make the fans happy

948. They only lie when they have to

949. The cute little bonus jonas!

950. They look fantastic even when they’re singing (that’s a hard thing to do)

951. They party like rock stars ( - the drugs and drinking)

952. One of their songs is on valentine’s day heart candies ;-]

953. The way they use their body so much when they sing

954. They do covers on songs that all the parents know

955. They make my four year old cousin break dance! Hahaha

956. They have helped me improve my writing (like doing this!)

957. They make everything funER ! More fun doesn’t work for it ;-]

958. If one breaks your heart, you still have two more! Haha justing kidding

959. They’re quirky 

960. One of them is secretly superman

961. I watched that video Joe made the face at perez every time I felt sad for a week

962. They love Texas hold ‘em as much as I do!

963. They look so cute when they’re jealous :)

964. They where SUNglasses inside 

965. Nick went through puberty while preforming so his voice has changed alot :)

966. They’re JB symbol is so beautiful

967. They hit each other with wiffle ball bats ;-]

968. They are nice enough to hang out with famous people they may not like

969. They have way cool signatures (nick’s looks like a heart somethings)

970. Kevin’s hold on spins ;-]

971. Please be mine would be an awesome proposal song!

972. They can sleep anywhere, anytime

973. Joe can rap about anything, at any given time

974. They’d win the battle dance against hanson

975. They are really nice to put dumb Hannah Montana on their album

976. I’ve made friends from England because of them

977. “Nick’s in the middle and joe and kev are screaming in his ears” picture is creative

978. When they sing they have funny faces (witch makes me laugh)

979. They tried their best to have their true fans get tickets, not scalpers

980. ERMA AND NICK BUDDIES

981. Joe wears shirts with his face on it

982. Kevin's mufasa! King of the land

983. They look amazing when they wear blue ties

984. They’re making headlines

985. My news station talks about them! Its so weird!

986. They did the darnedest things where they were younger

987. Garbo is the only person I have no trouble saying is sexy. You can’t deny it!

988. They have helped me improve my vocabulary

989. Joe’s “never been anger in his whole life”

990. Music is their lover ;-]

991. I’ve got sunshine, on a cloudy day :) because of them

992. They are actually close to my age

993. they stand for what they believe in

994. Frankie’s the best thrasher I know

995. I couldn’t ever not love them

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG this is awsome it took me 4 ever to read all of them!!!

janooose said...

that is intense!

kimz said...

Wow... couldn't think of nearly a thousand reasons to love anything. :S

samdakine said...

i've been a fan of many things and seen insane lists like this before but this is the only one i ever bothered reading all of it.

i listened to lines vines and trying times 2 times during reading this.

it made me sad though because they never come to hawaii...

Anonymous said...

it took me 3 days to read all of them... i imagine the time you spent in founding them!